{"id":118,"date":"2018-12-13T19:24:21","date_gmt":"2018-12-13T19:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/narvarsoda-review.ibrave.host\/?p=118"},"modified":"2018-12-13T19:24:21","modified_gmt":"2018-12-13T19:24:21","slug":"22-faygo-root-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/2018\/12\/13\/22-faygo-root-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"#22: Faygo Root Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Faygo. Everyone in the world has an opinion on Faygo. Juggalos are big fans, Michiganders hold some vague affinity for it, and soda-lovers\u2026 Who knows how they feel. Certainly it\u2019s hard to deny the unique appeal that sodas like Redpop have, but is Faygo actually *good*?<\/p>\n<p>I have a distinct Faygo-related memory from my childhood. A couple of friends and their mom came to my tiny town, the plan was to go to the playground at the school and be children (ie: run around and scream). Beforehand, we stopped at the local grocers to pick up snacks. Their mom said we could get whatever. Did young Ken branch out and purchase a higher-end soda instead of the cheap, room-temperature 20oz bottles of Faygo? No, he did not. I got a Faygo Orange and said \u201cit\u2019s cheap, but it\u2019s good\u201d aloud. One of my friends laughed at that in a sort of \u201cyeah, right\u201d manner, but I still stand behind that statement. Will I still stand behind it after this review?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Place of Acquirement: <\/b>Kroger, Gahanna, OH<\/p>\n<p><b>Drinking Vessel\/Portion: <\/b>12oz glass bottle, clear<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>AROMATICS: <\/b>8.5\/10<\/p>\n<p>Sweet and root beer-y! Very pleasant.<\/p>\n<p><b>FIRST SIP: <\/b>7.5\/10<\/p>\n<p>Sweet definitely seems accurate so far. Not 100% sure about the depth? I was never expecting this to be a super depthful, ambitious soda; despite it being Faygo\u2019s premium version.<\/p>\n<p><b>TASTE: <\/b>7.5\/10<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s definitely a nice taste. Is there much to the soda? Hard to say for sure, but it\u2019s still good. It\u2019s your bog standard root beer, but better than average major brands.<\/p>\n<p><b>AFTERTASTE: <\/b>7\/10<\/p>\n<p>Not a strong aftertaste, but nothing unpleasant that would affect the rating.<\/p>\n<p><b>MOUTHFEEL: <\/b>6.5\/10<\/p>\n<p>A little more acidic than other sodas, in a slightly detrimental way. Doesn\u2019t hurt the soda overall, though.<\/p>\n<p><b>DEPTH OF FLAVOR: <\/b>6.5\/10<\/p>\n<p>The root beer isn\u2019t quite anything extraordinary, but it\u2019s still pleasant. Nothing to search for or grasp at as far as elevated flavor profiles, but hey, it\u2019s Faygo.<\/p>\n<p><b>SWEETNESS: <\/b>8.5\/10<\/p>\n<p>My initial suspicion was like the theory of evolution: accurate. Sweeter than most sodas, but not aggressively so. Definitely can tell it\u2019s cane sugar, not HFCS.<\/p>\n<p><b>FLAVOR(S) TASTED: <\/b>\u201cRoot beer\u201d taste.<\/p>\n<p><b>LAST SIP: <\/b>8\/10<\/p>\n<p>Retains flavor and carbonation very well.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>OVERALL RATING: <\/b>7\/10<\/p>\n<p>Faygo. It\u2019ll never be the critical darling, it\u2019ll never be served in Napa Valley wine glasses, it\u2019ll never be sent in a care package to the Prime Minister or President of Uganda. That being said, do they still make a solid mainstream soda? Absolutely.<\/p>\n<p>The other story from my youth that involves Faygo goes like this: For some period of time, perhaps to this day, Faygo made reasonably priced 3-liter bottles of soda. You read that right; 3-liters. We stocked them at the local grocery store I worked for. One day, I was in charge of restocking the Faygo 3-liters. I placed them gently on the shelf, one after the other, until there was little room left for more bottles. I delicately perched another bottle on the edge, halfway in the rounded space between two other bottles. Confident in my placement, I turned around to grab bottles of another flavor when the delicately perched bottle became unstuck, fell to the ground. It exploded, showering the surrounding area, myself included, in sugary liquid. I got to do some fun mopping that day.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-119\" src=\"http:\/\/narvarsoda-review.ibrave.host\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181212_203204-e1544729026854-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181212_203204-e1544729026854-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181212_203204-e1544729026854-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181212_203204-e1544729026854-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181212_203204-e1544729026854-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/20181212_203204-e1544729026854-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Faygo. Everyone in the world has an opinion on Faygo. Juggalos are big fans, Michiganders hold some vague affinity for it, and soda-lovers\u2026 Who knows how they feel. Certainly it\u2019s hard to deny the unique appeal that sodas like Redpop have, but is Faygo actually *good*? I have a distinct Faygo-related memory from my childhood.&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/2018\/12\/13\/22-faygo-root-beer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":119,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[46,79,85],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-root-beers","tag-faygo","tag-root-beer","tag-soda","xfolkentry","clearfix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/metaphortune.com\/sodareviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}