crew 2 – 2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too – The Premier Podcast about Columbus Crew 2

Episode 32 – 9/23/26

We (thankfully) fired our manager for being a terrible person! And the playoffs are upon us, how will the Capys do?? https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T

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September 23, 2026

Episode 31.5 – Mini Episode of Crisis – 9/20/26

Wellp. The music today is Flint and Beloved My John by Sufjan Stevens, so you know it’s not a happy crisis. https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T

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September 20, 2026

Episode 31 – 9/5/26

Some significant shakeups in the roster and an inconsistent run of form for the Capys. Playoffs are soon, what will become of the Capybaras? https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T

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September 5, 2026

Episode 30 – 7/31/26

Capy Summer continues on, just with (way) less first teamers! https://metaphortune.com/2C24U2T

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July 31, 2026

Episode 29 – 7/8/26

The Capys roll on in their excellent 2026 campaign, hitting a double bye week. It’s cool!

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July 8, 2026

Episode 28 – 6/3/26

The Capys continue a pretty dang good season, and the Crew U19s win a trophy! What a time to be alive.

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June 3, 2026

Episode 27 – 4/29/26

We’re about 1/3rd of the way through the MLSNP season and the Capys are doin’ pretty well! Wake the babes, there’s new Capys! Heck Is Plausible!!! metaphortune.com/2c24u2t

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April 29, 2026

Episode 26 – 3/20/26

Hope! Hope for the season ahead! Some results! Gameplay! Things! To! Discuss!!!!! CAPYBARAS! metaphortune.com/2c24u2t

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March 20, 2026

Episode 25 – 2/25/26

The new season is upon us! Hope springs eternal! The babes have been awakened as there are new Capys!

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February 25, 2026

Episode 24 – 11/25/25

We have roster decisions! Some great questions! And a Capybara Legend roundup!

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November 25, 2025

Episode 23 – 10/2/25

2 days late, but still! The Capybaras continue their season, and the variety of results is wild. Plus, lots of questions from the Discordecke!

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October 2, 2025

Episode 22 – 8/27/25

The season continues! Surprise new signings! A win?!? You’ll never believe how many Crew 1 players were in the team when that happened…

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August 27, 2025

Episode 21 – 7/29/25

Wellp! We’re talkin’ about the Capybaras! It’s not going great! But we still love them.

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July 29, 2025

Episode 20 – 6/18/25

Recent Capy games have been a mixed bag, a certain Capy got a first team contract, and more!

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June 18, 2025

Episode 19 – 5/30/25

Well, we’ve got some results to talk about and some off-field stuff to talk about! It’s not fun!

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May 30, 2025

Episode 18 – 4/30/25

Some good results! The USOC! A new capy?! It’s all in this thrilling episode of 2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too!

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April 30, 2025

Episode 17 – 3/28/25

The Capybaras have played 4 games, and boy has it been a wild ride. Let’s talk about them!

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March 28, 2025

Episode 16 – 2/12/25

Chase Adams! Pipa! Josh Williams! Chase Adams!!!!

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February 12, 2025

Episode 15 – 1/8/25

New year, no new Capys (YET!). This podcast delves into the offseason roster moves, offseason coaching moves, Capybara Legends, and some hot takes/questions.

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January 8, 2025

Episode 14 – 12/3/24

Coming to you live from an undisclosed location, talking a bit about the Crew 2 season and how the Capybara roster could look next year. Also, Capybara Legends!

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December 3, 2024

(mini) Episode 13 – 1/31/24

THE CAPYBARAS ARE MLS NEXT PRO EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS AND THEN THE SEASON ENDED! Everything is fine! Also, the changing face and ethos of Columbus Crew 2.

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January 31, 2024

Mini Episode 12 – 10/19/22

(spoiler alert) THE CAPYBARAS ARE MLS NEXT PRO CUP CHAMPIONS, FOLKS! Hear a recap, some thoughts about the occasion, and questions about next season in this episode of 2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too.

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October 20, 2022

Mini Episode 11 – 10/4/22

EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPS AND THEY ONLY MADE US SWEAT A LOT! All is well! The MLS Next Pro Cup Final is coming very soon! CAPYBARAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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October 5, 2022

The Capybaras CHOMP thru the Next Pro Playoffs! Insights from journalist Jerald Lucas (find him on Twitter and his work on Vavel.com) including an excellent story about Aidan Wolf and lots of info on covering the team. And a listener question about the very future of MLSNP!

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September 29, 2022

Mini Episode 9 – 9/21/22

MLS NEXT PRO REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONS, BABY!!! Listen to a recap of the most wild game I’ve ever been to (the season finale against Cincy 2), talk about the upcoming playoffs, and hear my befuddlement in regards to anime!

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September 21, 2022

Mini Episode 8 – 9/8/22

WE GOT PLAYOFF INFO! WE GOT THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE! CAPYBARAS, BABY!!!!!!!!!

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September 9, 2022

Mini Episode 7 – 8/25/22

Heck is Plausible Pt. 2! The Supporter’s Shield race! Recent results and upcoming games! It’s all here!

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August 25, 2022

Mini Episode 6 – 8/9/22

Another episode of the Premier Podcast about Columbus Crew 2! Results are discussed, tactics are discussed, the next Heck is Plausible is discussed, and a deep dive on a certain new player!

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August 10, 2022

Mini Episode 5 – 7/20/22

Today’s episode features recaps of the last two games, WAY too much information on MLS Next Pro rules, a deep dive on a player, and a recap of an incredibly important event. Capybaras!